Apple's New Patent Means Future iPhones Could Expel Water

You had us at "Liquid Expulsion From An Orifice," Apple.
That's the suggestive title of the technology giant's new patent, which was just accepted by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.
OK, now that we're done giggling, let me tell you why this "liquid expulsion" could be a huge deal.
The new patent would reportedly use electrode technology to expel liquid from your device. So, say, you drop your iPhone in the toilet at a bar or spill wine all over it at ladies' night, you may not be S.O.L.
Thanks for trying to save us from our terrible party fouls, Apple.