A Man Called 911 in a Panicked Rage Because His Cat Ate His Bacon

 
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File this one under...wait. I don't have a file for this story. I literally have no file or label for this. There is nowhere to put this story! It's the first of its kind. We have to create a new file in order to actually file it. And that file shall be called: "Salted Pork Products Tears Family Apart."
A man in the U.K. called 999 (the British version of 911) to report what in his mind was a true emergency.
"Me girlfriend has let the cat eat my bacon!" he announces over the phone, ready to be told that officials from the West Yorkshire Police Department would be there immediately to assist. Except the response he gets is pretty much how you all reacted upon reading my headline. WHAT?!