You guys, it's National Hamburger Day! What is that, exactly? Well, I'm not sure. I'm pretty sure it just means that it's an excuse to eat hamburgers at every meal, which should be music to Americans' ears.
Now time for the full disclosure: I've never eaten a hamburger. In fact, I've never eaten meat period, save for that one traumatic day in preschool when my teacher didn't understand what vegetarianism was and force-fed me a cube of pork. But whatever, I'm not traumatized by it at all so don't feel bad for sending me to that preschool Mom and Dad!
Anyways, just because I have been a vegetarian since (literal) day one doesn't mean I don't like to participate in all the fun of meat eaters. And today, that means jumping on the National Hamburger Day bandwagon! I'm going to review the nation's most famous burgers, but since My Body Is a Temple I will not be taste-testing them...I'll be sight-testing. That means I'm going to give you an expert opinion of everything from the Big Mac to the Whopper, using only my eyes. Hold on, because it's going to be a wild ride.
I have to be honest, my first thought at this burger was wondering how it's physically possible to take a bite out of it. Lots of ingredients: Good. Having to dislocate your jaw just to enjoy said ingredients: bad. I like the crispy pickles and lettuce, but I'm a bit alarmed by the fact that the patty is completely obscured. What are you trying to hide, Five Guys?!
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